Shana's Second Encounter
Well, guess who I ran into at the Philadelphia airport on July 17, 2005? Yes! That's correct! AMY. Totally awesome experience. She is so amazing, and the look on her face when I delivered my typical bottle of vanilla mint toothpaste (my gimmick, guys, steal it and die) was absolutely PRICELESS. We had a nice, little chat about several things, not the least of which being me teasing her about her new heel character. Something along the lines of "ohh, you're so evil now. I'm supposed to hate you. Woo." I don't want to say much because, well, it's not like she'd like the entire conversation to be blabbed all over the place, and it really was just a friendly sorta chat, not like talking to "Lita" the WWE wrestler at ALL, mind you.........there was some talk of fuzzy animals, even........ Umm, I had a nice walk with her to baggage claim and had to grab her bag for her while these 3 ridiculous mark boys with pictures of her bikini promos and her in her "wedding" dress from a few weeks ago on Raw pestered her into getting a picture together. Poor girl! Heavy bag..I believe my exact words were, "DAMN WOMAN! What's in here!" To which, of course, she replied with a laugh. Here's a funny story that happened when I was with her too. We're getting ready to go down to baggage claim, and there's this escalator....so I'm all "after you madame," and she gets on ahead of me. When I am safely on the stairs, it occurs to me to fill her in on my escalator phobia.......Sooooooooo..........I go, "I HATE these things." Amy, looking back at me: Why? Me (stupidly, might I add): Well, at the Waldorf mall there is a pretty huge escalator right in front of the Kohl's. One time when I was a kid, I got onto it with my feet in between steps, so when they opened, I was dangling and nearly fell and broke my................(was about to say neck but then realized how completely stupid that would be to say to her)...............well, I don't know what I would have broken. Amy, after trying (but failing, mind you!) to conceal a smirk at my near slip-up: Well, I can see why you wouldn't like them then. The look on her face.......much like when she saw the vanilla mint......was PRICELESS. Absolute love, Amy. Absolute love. Thanks for making my day and hope I brought some cheer to yours!